this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like
"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"
and i was just like
if i had a dollar for every time i rolled my eyes at the stupid things people say i wouldve made my first billion by age 2
i just crunched some numbers and you would have to roll your eyes once every 63.07 milliseconds from the moment you emerge from the womb to the second you blow out the candles on your birthday cake and if that’s not a hellish existence than i dont know what is
Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it
you better not be fucking with me canada is this for real
it is all too real